{"id":1320,"date":"2015-06-18T23:52:52","date_gmt":"2015-06-18T14:52:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=1320"},"modified":"2015-06-22T05:22:08","modified_gmt":"2015-06-21T20:22:08","slug":"%e8%8b%b1%e8%aa%9e%e3%81%ae%e3%83%94%e3%82%ab%e3%82%a4%e3%83%81%e3%83%aa%e3%83%89%e3%83%ab","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=1320","title":{"rendered":"\u82f1\u8a9e\u306e\u30d4\u30ab\u30a4\u30c1\u30ea\u30c9\u30eb"},"content":{"rendered":"

What is black and white and \/red\/ all over?<\/p>\n

\u300c\u5168\u4f53\u304c\u9ed2\u3068\u767d\u3068\/red\/\u306e\u3082\u306e\u306f\uff1f\u300d\u3002\u3053\u308c\u306f\u3001\u82f1\u8a9e\u570f\u3067\u80b2\u3063\u305f\u4eba\u9593\u306a\u3089\u304a\u305d\u3089\u304f\u8ab0\u3067\u3082\u77e5\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308briddle\uff08\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\uff09\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

\u5927\u304d\u304f\u306a\u3063\u3066\u304b\u3089\u79fb\u6c11\u3057\u305f\u4eba\u306e\u5834\u5408\u306f\u3001\u305d\u306e\u5b50\u3069\u3082\u304c\u899a\u3048\u3066\u304d\u3066\u3001\u89aa\u306b\u3053\u306e\u8cea\u554f\u3092\u3057\u307e\u3059\u3002\u5168\u4f53\u304c\u9ed2\u3001\u767d\u3001\u8d64\u306e\u3082\u306e\u3092\u982d\u306b\u6d6e\u304b\u3079\u3088\u3046\u3068\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3068\u3001<\/p>\n

It’s a newspaper!<\/p>\n

\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5b50\u3069\u3082\u306e\u58f0\u304c\u805e\u3053\u3048\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

Why?<\/p>\n

\u3068\u89aa\u304c\u5c0b\u306d\u308b\u3068\u3001<\/p>\n

Because it’s in black and white\u2015<\/p>\n

\u3042\u3042\u3001\u306a\u308b\u307b\u3069\u3001\u300c\u5370\u5237\u7269\u300d\u306e\u3053\u3068\u3060\u306ain black and white\u3068\u306f\u3001\u3046\u30fc\u3080\u3001\u308f\u3057\u306e\u5b50\u3069\u3082\u3082\u5927\u304d\u304f\u306a\u3063\u305f\u3001\u3068\u611f\u5fc3\u3057\u3066\u3044\u308b\u3068\u3053\u308d\u306b<\/p>\n

And it’s read all over. \u3000You know, R-E-A-D, read.<\/p>\n

\u3042\u3042\u3001\u5b50\u3069\u3082\u306b\u30b9\u30da\u30eb\u307e\u3067\u6559\u308f\u3063\u3066\u3057\u307e\u3063\u305f\u3002\u81ea\u6162\u306e\u5b50\u304c\u51fa\u6765\u305f\u3002\u3064\u307e\u308a\u3001\u300c\u5370\u5237\u7269\u3067\u3042\u3061\u3053\u3061\u3059\u3079\u3066\u8aad\u307e\u308c\u308b\u3082\u306e\u3060\u304b\u3089\u65b0\u805e\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3053\u3068\u304b\u3002<\/p>\n

\u53e3\u306b\u51fa\u305b\u3070red\u3082read\u3082\u540c\u3058\u3067\u3001\u8584\u304d\u5473\u564c\u6c41\u3001\u305d\u3053\u304c\u30df\u30bd\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

\u3053\u306ered\u3068read\u306fhomophones\uff08\u540c\u3058\u97f3\u3067\u7db4\u308a\u304c\u9055\u3046\u8a9e\uff09\u3067\u3059\u3002homo\u306f\u300c\u540c\u3058\u300d\u3001phone\u306f\u300c\u97f3\u300d\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

\u3055\u3066\u89aa\u306f\uff12\u756a\u76ee\u306e\u606f\u5b50\u3092\u72a0\u7272\u8005\u306b\u3057\u3088\u3046\u3068\u3053\u306e\u30ea\u30c9\u30eb\u3092\u304b\u3051\u3066\u307f\u307e\u3059\u3002\u6559\u80b2\u76ee\u7684\u3082\u3042\u308b\u308f\u3051\u3067\u3059\u304b\u3089\u3002\uff13\uff10\u5e74\u4ee3\u306e\u4eba\u6c17\u6620\u753b\u30b7\u30ea\u30fc\u30ba\u306e\u540d\u63a2\u5075\u3067\u5b50\u6ca2\u5c71\u306e\u30c1\u30e3\u30fc\u30ea\u30fc\u30fb\u30c1\u30e3\u30f3\u304c\u3044\u305f\u306a\u3089\u3001number two son\u3068\u547c\u3076\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002<\/p>\n

\u305d\u308c\u306f\u3068\u3082\u304b\u304f\u3001\u30ca\u30f3\u30d0\u30fc\u30c4\u30fc\u30b5\u30f3\u306f\u77e5\u3089\u306a\u3044\u306e\u304b\u7b54\u3048\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3067\u3001\u89aa\u304c\u5f97\u610f\u3052\u306bIt’s a newspaper!\u3068\u8a00\u3046\u3068\u3001\u30ca\u30f3\u30d0\u30fc\u30c4\u30fc\u30b5\u30f3\u304c\u3001<\/p>\n

No, it’s a blushing skunk,\uff08\u3044\u3084\u3001\u6065\u305a\u304b\u3057\u304c\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u30b9\u30ab\u30f3\u30af\uff09<\/p>\n

\u3068\u30cb\u30c3\u30b3\u30ea\u3002\u5b9f\u306f\u3053\u306e\u9ed2\u767d\/red\/\u306e\u30ea\u30c9\u30eb\u306f\u3001\u3042\u3042\u8a00\u3048\u3070\u3053\u3046\u3001\u3068\u3044\u3046plan B\u4ed8\u304d\u3067\u3059\u3002\uff22\u306e\u5834\u5408\u306f\u3001\u3053\u306e\u3088\u3046\u306b\/red\/\u304c\u300c\u8aad\u307e\u308c\u308b\u300d\u3067\u306a\u304f\u300c\u8d64\u300d\u3067\u3001\u305d\u306e\u4ed6\u3001<\/p>\n

A sunburned penguin.\uff08\u65e5\u713c\u3051\u306e\u3072\u3069\u3044\u30da\u30f3\u30ae\u30f3\uff09<\/p>\n

An embarrassed zebra. \uff08\u304d\u307e\u308a\u306e\u60aa\u3044\u30b7\u30de\u30a6\u30de\uff09<\/p>\n

A communist nun.\uff08\u30b3\u30df\u30e5\u30cb\u30b9\u30c8\u306e\u4fee\u9053\u5973\uff09<\/p>\n

\u306a\u3069\u69d8\u3005\u3067\u83ef\u3084\u304b\u3067\u3059\u3002\uff2b\uff2f\uff33\u3068\u3057\u3066\u3082\u9ed9\u3063\u3066\u304a\u308c\u306a\u3044\u306e\u3067\u3001\u548c\u98a8plan B\u3092\uff12\u70b9\u3002<\/p>\n

A panda celebrating Kanreki.\u3000\uff08\u9084\u66a6\u3092\u795d\u3063\u3066\u3044\u308b\u30d1\u30f3\u30c0\uff09<\/p>\n

A squashed Ichigo Daihuku.\u3000\uff08\u3064\u3076\u308c\u305f\u82fa\u5927\u798f\uff09<\/p>\n

\u305d\u3057\u3066\u624b\u8fd1\u306a\u753b\u50cf\u3067\u7de0\u3081\u3066\u304a\u304d\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3053\u308c\u3082\u7b54\u3048\u306b\u306a\u308a\u305d\u3046\u306a\u3002\u79c1\u306e\u597d\u304d\u306a\u672c\u306e\u3046\u3061\u306b\u5165\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n

\"IMG_0179\"<\/a>\u3000\"IMG_0180\"<\/a><\/p>\n

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