{"id":13332,"date":"2021-12-07T22:29:07","date_gmt":"2021-12-07T13:29:07","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=13332"},"modified":"2021-12-08T11:12:51","modified_gmt":"2021-12-08T02:12:51","slug":"pretty-funny-joke","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=13332","title":{"rendered":"Pretty Funny Joke"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u592b\u306e\u7af6\u99ac\u4e2d\u6bd2\uff08addiction to horse racing\uff09\u306b\u611b\u60f3\u3092\u5c3d\u304b\u3057\u305f\u59bb\u304c\u5b50\u4f9b\u305f\u3061\u3092\u9023\u308c\u3066\u5bb6\u3092\u51fa\u3066\u3044\u304f\u69d8\u5b50\u304cpunchline\uff08\u843d\u3061\uff09\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>My wife is leaving me due to my addiction to horse racing and she&#8217;s taking the kids. They&#8217;re all packed now and ready to go. They&#8217;re at the gate now, and they&#8217;re off!<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u6700\u5f8c\u306e\u6587\u304c\u3001\u300c\u3055\u3042\u5168\u54e1\u30b2\u30fc\u30c8\u306b\u3001\u305d\u3057\u3066\uff08\u4e00\u6589\u306b\uff09\u30b9\u30bf\u30fc\u30c8\uff01\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3001\u61f2\u308a\u306a\u3044\u30fb\u6551\u3044\u96e3\u3044\uff08incorrigible)\u4eba\u7269\u306e\u4e00\u4eba\u821e\u53f0\u3067\u3059\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u203bThey&#8217;re off!\u306f\u6c7a\u307e\u308a\u6587\u53e5\uff1a\uff08\u5404\u99ac\u4e00\u6589\u306b\uff09\u30b9\u30bf\u30fc\u30c8\u3057\u307e\u3057\u305f\uff01<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/www.redditstatic.com\/desktop2x\/img\/renderTimingPixel.png\" alt=\"\"\/><\/figure>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u592b\u306e\u7af6\u99ac\u4e2d\u6bd2\uff08addiction to horse racing\uff09\u306b\u611b\u60f3\u3092\u5c3d\u304b\u3057\u305f\u59bb\u304c\u5b50\u4f9b\u305f\u3061\u3092\u9023\u308c\u3066\u5bb6\u3092\u51fa\u3066\u3044\u304f\u69d8\u5b50\u304cpunchline\uff08\u843d\u3061\uff09\u306b\u306a\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002 My wife is leaving me due to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-13332","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5qgBF-3t2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13332","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=13332"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13332\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":13358,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13332\/revisions\/13358"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=13332"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=13332"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=13332"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}