{"id":19036,"date":"2024-04-17T20:46:28","date_gmt":"2024-04-17T11:46:28","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=19036"},"modified":"2024-04-17T20:48:37","modified_gmt":"2024-04-17T11:48:37","slug":"humor%e3%80%80%e5%89%8d%e5%9b%9e%e3%81%aeat-a-pizzeria%e3%82%92%e8%aa%9e%e3%82%8b","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=19036","title":{"rendered":"HUMOR\u3000\u524d\u56de\u306eAt a Pizzeria\u3092\u201d\u8a9e\u308b\u201d"},"content":{"rendered":"\n

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A man walks into a pizza place and orders a small
pizza to go.
The cook asks\/They ask him if he would like it cut into
four pieces or six.
He thinks for some time and then says, “Just cut it
into four pieces. I don’t think I’m hungry enough to
eat six pieces.”<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n

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It’s kind of funny but it might happen to me, too.
Who knows?
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Me three. He seems burnt-out. He needs a vacation.\u3000

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