{"id":20727,"date":"2025-08-26T18:49:09","date_gmt":"2025-08-26T09:49:09","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=20727"},"modified":"2025-08-26T19:43:25","modified_gmt":"2025-08-26T10:43:25","slug":"a-kitchen-towel-of-puns","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=20727","title":{"rendered":"A Kitchen Towel of Puns  1"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p>\u30ec\u30bf\u30b9\u3068\u30cb\u30f3\u30b8\u30f3\u304b\u3089\u3002\u30ec\u30bf\u30b9\u306f\u554f\u984c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u305b\u3093\u306d\u3001\u30c9\u30e9\u30de\u30c1\u30c3\u30af\u3067\u3059\u304c\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5603-rotated.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"480\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5603-rotated.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-20745\" style=\"width:461px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5603-rotated.jpg 480w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2025\/08\/IMG_5603-225x300.jpg 225w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 480px) 100vw, 480px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p>I care a lot about you.  \u3042\u306a\u305f\u3092\u3068\u3066\u3082\u5927\u5207\u306b\u601d\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3000<br>\u5fc3\u914d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3088\u308a\u300c\u6c17\u306b\u639b\u3051\u5fc3\u306b\u601d\u3046\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u611f\u3058\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>carrot\u306et\u306f\u8a00\u308f\u305a\u306ba lot\u306b\u3064\u306a\u3052\u308b\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>\u30b9\u30fc\u30d1\u30fc\u306eTarget\u3067\u3002<br><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u30ec\u30bf\u30b9\u3068\u30cb\u30f3\u30b8\u30f3\u304b\u3089\u3002\u30ec\u30bf\u30b9\u306f\u554f\u984c\u3042\u308a\u307e\u305b\u3093\u306d\u3001\u30c9\u30e9\u30de\u30c1\u30c3\u30af\u3067\u3059\u304c\u3002 I care a lot about you. \u3042\u306a\u305f\u3092\u3068\u3066\u3082\u5927\u5207\u306b\u601d\u3063\u3066\u3044\u307e\u3059\u3002\u3000\u5fc3\u914d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u3088\u308a\u300c\u6c17\u306b\u639b\u3051\u5fc3\u306b\u601d\u3046\u300d\u3068\u3044\u3046\u611f\u3058\u3002 carrot\u306et\u306f [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-20727","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5qgBF-5oj","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20727","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=20727"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20727\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":20749,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/20727\/revisions\/20749"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=20727"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=20727"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=20727"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}