{"id":2155,"date":"2015-12-25T04:01:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-24T19:01:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=2155"},"modified":"2015-12-26T16:33:04","modified_gmt":"2015-12-26T07:33:04","slug":"gs%e3%81%a7%e5%be%85%e3%81%a4%e9%96%93%e3%81%ab%e6%80%9d%e3%81%84%e3%81%a4%e3%81%84%e3%81%9f%e8%ac%8e","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=2155","title":{"rendered":"GS\u3067\u5f85\u3064\u9593\u306b\u601d\u3044\u3064\u3044\u305f\u8b0e"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Riddle\uff1a\u3000Why do you have to wait in line at a gas station?<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_1192.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-2168\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_1192-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_1192\" width=\"384\" height=\"288\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_1192-300x225.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_1192-1024x768.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/IMG_1192.jpg 1280w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 384px) 100vw, 384px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Answer: \u00a0Because it&#8217;s called a gaso<em>line<\/em> station.<\/p>\n<p>The bottom line: I&#8217;m inclined to make such puns.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Riddle\uff1a\u3000Why do you have to wait in line at a gas station? Answer: \u00a0Because it&#8217;s called a gasoline statio [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2155","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5qgBF-yL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2155","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2155"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2155\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2184,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2155\/revisions\/2184"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2155"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2155"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2155"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}