{"id":23172,"date":"2026-08-10T02:51:20","date_gmt":"2026-08-09T17:51:20","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=23172"},"modified":"2026-08-10T03:47:41","modified_gmt":"2026-08-09T18:47:41","slug":"ive-never-been-this-old","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=23172","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;ve never been this old."},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u4eca\u671d\u3001\u30ab\u30e9\u30d0\u30b5\u30b9\u304b\u3089\u306e\u30d3\u30c7\u30aa\u96fb\u8a71\u306b\u3001\u3053\u3093\u306a\u306b\u5e74\u53d6\u3063\u305f\u306e\u306f\u521d\u3081\u3066\u3060\u3088\u3001\u3068\u8a00\u3063\u305f\u3089\u3001\u7fa9\u7406\u306e\u606f\u5b50\u306e\u30df\u30b2\u30eb\u541b\u304c\u7b11\u3063\u3066\u3001Congratulations!\u3068\u8fd4\u3057\u3066\u304f\u308c\u305f\u3002<\/strong><br>\u3000<strong>\u540c\u3058\u671d\u3001\u30d9\u30e9\u30f3\u30c0\u306b\u3001\u98db\u3076\u306e\u306f\u6570\u5ea6\u898b\u304b\u3051\u305f\u30ca\u30df\u30a2\u30b2\u30cf\u304c\u521d\u3081\u3066\u505c\u307e\u3063\u3066\u3044\u305f\u3002<\/strong>\u8776\u3046\u308c\u3057\u3044\u3002<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"472\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-472x1024.jpg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23182\" style=\"width:361px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-472x1024.jpg 472w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-138x300.jpg 138w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-768x1665.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-709x1536.jpg 709w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1-945x2048.jpg 945w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2243-1.jpg 1179w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 472px) 100vw, 472px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><strong>\u300c\u30ca\u30df\u300d\u306f\u300c\u6ce2\u300d\u3058\u3083\u306a\u304f\u3066\u300c\u4e26\u300d\u306a\u3093\u3060\u306d\u3002\u3064\u307e\u3089\u3093\u540d\u3092\u3064\u3051\u308b\u3082\u3093\u3060\u305c\u3001\u683c\u4ed8\u3051\u306a\u3069\u3059\u308b\u3093\u3058\u3083\u306a\u3044\u305c\u3001\u304d\u307f\u306f\u30b5\u30a4\u30b3\u30fc\u3060\u305c\u3001\u3068\u601d\u3046\u5fc3\u3092\u8aad\u3093\u3060\u306e\u304b\u3001\u30c9\u30a2\u3092\u958b\u3051\u305f\u3089\u3086\u3063\u304f\u308a\u98db\u3093\u3067\u3044\u3063\u305f\u3002<br>\u3000\u30c6\u30fc\u30d6\u30eb\u306b\u306f\u30ab\u30df\u30b5\u30f3\u624b\u4f5c\u308a\u306e\u30b1\u30fc\u30ad\u3002\u521d\u3081\u3066\u898b\u308b\u3002\u4eca\u56de\u6642\u9593\u304c\u306a\u304f\u3001\u30c9\u30a6\u30ca\u30c4\u305f\u304b\u306a\u3068\u601d\u3063\u3066\u3044\u305f\u3068\u3053\u308d\u3002\u771f\u3093\u4e2d\u306b\u307c\u304f\u304c\u597d\u307f\u306e\u30d5\u30ec\u30f3\u30c1\u30af\u30eb\u30fc\u30e9\u30fc\u3002\u30ed\u30fc\u30bd\u30af\u3082\u3050\u3055\u3050\u3055\u3068\u3002\u706b\u304c\u3064\u3044\u3066\u3002\u3072\u3068\u6614\u524d\u306eSF\u706b\u661f\u63a2\u67fb\u8239\u306e\u3088\u3046<\/strong>\u3060<strong>\u3002<\/strong><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"730\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image-730x1024.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23178\" style=\"width:363px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image-730x1024.png 730w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image-214x300.png 214w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image-768x1077.png 768w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/image.png 919w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 730px) 100vw, 730px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The Birthdo Cake<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">Hi ho. It&#8217;s off to Mars we go.<br>Made a wish and blew out the candles.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"><\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-large is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-scaled.jpeg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"587\" height=\"1024\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-587x1024.jpeg\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23183\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.5732575007483479;width:362px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-587x1024.jpeg 587w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-172x300.jpeg 172w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-768x1339.jpeg 768w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-881x1536.jpeg 881w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-1174x2048.jpeg 1174w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2219-scaled.jpeg 1468w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 587px) 100vw, 587px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">The eagle has landed.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\"> And my cucumber phone was well-recieved.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<figure class=\"wp-block-image size-full is-resized\"><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2206-1.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" width=\"295\" height=\"640\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2206-1.png\" alt=\"\" class=\"wp-image-23185\" style=\"aspect-ratio:0.46094980868782354;width:320px;height:auto\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2206-1.png 295w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2026\/08\/IMG_2206-1-138x300.png 138w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 295px) 100vw, 295px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p 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791px) 100vw, 791px\" \/><\/a><\/figure>\n\n\n\n<p class=\"wp-block-paragraph\">YOU&#8217;RE STILL YOUNG&#8230;ISH.\u3068\u306a\u308b\u3002<br>youngish\u3068\u8a00\u308f\u308c\u3066\u3082\u6c17\u3092\u60aa\u304f\u3057\u306a\u3044\u6f14\u6280\u304c\u51fa\u6765\u308b\u3046\u3061\u306fyoungish\u3067\u3057\u3087\u3046\u3002<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u4eca\u671d\u3001\u30ab\u30e9\u30d0\u30b5\u30b9\u304b\u3089\u306e\u30d3\u30c7\u30aa\u96fb\u8a71\u306b\u3001\u3053\u3093\u306a\u306b\u5e74\u53d6\u3063\u305f\u306e\u306f\u521d\u3081\u3066\u3060\u3088\u3001\u3068\u8a00\u3063\u305f\u3089\u3001\u7fa9\u7406\u306e\u606f\u5b50\u306e\u30df\u30b2\u30eb\u541b\u304c\u7b11\u3063\u3066\u3001Congratulations!\u3068\u8fd4\u3057\u3066\u304f\u308c\u305f\u3002\u3000\u540c\u3058\u671d\u3001\u30d9\u30e9\u30f3\u30c0\u306b\u3001\u98db\u3076\u306e\u306f\u6570\u5ea6\u898b\u304b\u3051\u305f\u30ca\u30df\u30a2\u30b2\u30cf\u304c\u521d\u3081\u3066\u505c 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