{"id":4399,"date":"2018-07-30T10:55:32","date_gmt":"2018-07-30T01:55:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=4399"},"modified":"2018-07-30T10:58:55","modified_gmt":"2018-07-30T01:58:55","slug":"%e9%9b%bb%e7%90%83%e3%82%b8%e3%83%a7%e3%83%bc%e3%82%af%e3%80%80","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=4399","title":{"rendered":"\u96fb\u7403\u30b8\u30e7\u30fc\u30af\u3000"},"content":{"rendered":"

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How many ______ does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nFive. One to hold the bulb and four to turn the chair.<\/p>\n

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How many bankers does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nFour. One to hold the bulb and three to try to remember the combination.<\/p>\n

How many Californians does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nThree. One to change the bulb and two to share the experience.<\/p>\n

How many Japanese industrialists does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nThree. One to make sure the new bulb is not foreign, one to change the bulb, and one to look into the export potential of the old bulb.<\/p>\n

How many bureaucrats does it take to screw in a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nOne, but he’ll need two outside consultants to help.<\/p>\n

How many Frank Sinatra fans does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nNone. They love Dancing in the Dark.\u3000 (K.T., hopefully)<\/p>\n

How many grocery store cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nNone. They wont’s even change a ten-dollar bill.<\/p>\n

How many software engineers does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nNone. That’s a hardware problem.<\/p>\n

How many Zen masters does it take to change a light bulb?
\nDon’t know. How many?
\nThe Zen master is the light bulb.<\/p>\n

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