{"id":4416,"date":"2018-07-31T17:12:03","date_gmt":"2018-07-31T08:12:03","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=4416"},"modified":"2018-08-05T23:38:48","modified_gmt":"2018-08-05T14:38:48","slug":"chicken-riddles-qa","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/?p=4416","title":{"rendered":"chicken riddles\uff08continued\uff09"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Which came first, the chicken or the egg?\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5de8\u5927\u306a\u7591\u554f\u306e\u4e3b\u4eba\u516c\u3067\u3082\u3042\u308b\u30cb\u30ef\u30c8\u30ea\u306f\u3001\u524d\u56de\u3068\u308a\u3042\u3052\u305fQ: Why did the chicken cross the road? \u3068\u3044\u3046\u3001\u82f1\u8a9e\u570f\u3067\u6700\u3082\u3088\u304f\u77e5\u3089\u308c\u305f\u306a\u305e\u306a\u305e\u306e\u3072\u3068\u3064\u306b\u3082\u767b\u5834\u3059\u308b\u3002\u4ee5\u4e0b\u8155\u8a66\u3057\u3092\u3002<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone  wp-image-4451\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452-220x300.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"269\" height=\"367\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452-220x300.jpg 220w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452-768x1046.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452-752x1024.jpg 752w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2452.jpg 976w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 269px) 100vw, 269px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>A: To get to the other side.\u4ee5\u5916\u306e\u5c55\u958b\u3067\uff1a<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nTo get to the other side?<br \/>\nNo, to find a better place where people won&#8217;t ask the question.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the elephant cross the road?<br \/>\nElephant? Why?<br \/>\nTo get to the other side.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the cow cross the road?<br \/>\nTo get to the other side?<br \/>\nNo. It was the chicken&#8217;s day off.<\/p>\n<p>\u8457\u540d\u4eba\u306e\u7b54\u3048\u3068\u3057\u3066<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nCaptain James &#8220;Star Trek&#8221; Kirk: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nThe Sphinx: You tell me.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nCharles Darwin: It was the logical next step after coming down from the trees.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nKarl Marx: It was an historical inevitability.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nErnest Hemingway: To die, in the rain.<\/p>\n<p>Why did the chicken cross the road?<br \/>\nSalvador Dali: The fish.<\/p>\n<p>\u66f4\u306b\uff1a\u3000\/\/nsu.ru\/filf\/pha\/humour\/chicken.htm<\/p>\n<p>\u6700\u5f8c\u306b\uff1a What about these guys?<br \/>\n<a href=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-4427\" src=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090-300x269.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090-300x269.jpg 300w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090-768x689.jpg 768w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090-1024x918.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2018\/07\/IMG_2090.jpg 1596w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Which came first, the chicken or the egg?\u3068\u3044\u3046\u5de8\u5927\u306a\u7591\u554f\u306e\u4e3b\u4eba\u516c\u3067\u3082\u3042\u308b\u30cb\u30ef\u30c8\u30ea\u306f\u3001\u524d\u56de\u3068\u308a\u3042\u3052\u305fQ: Why did the chicken cross the road? \u3068 [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4416","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-1"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/p5qgBF-19e","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4416","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=4416"}],"version-history":[{"count":15,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4416\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4452,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4416\/revisions\/4452"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=4416"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=4416"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/kentoyama.com\/blog\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=4416"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}