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Knock, knock!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Who’s there?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toaster.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Toaster who?<\/p>\n\n\n\n
Two-star pun!\u3000<\/p>\n\n\n\n
\u304b\u306a\uff1f\u3000Have a good day!<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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Have a better one.<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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