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A man takes a gorilla out golfing.
At the first tee, the gorilla asks, “What am I supposed to do?”
The man says, “You see that little round green spot about 450 yards from here? You’re supposed to hit the ball onto that.”
So the gorilla hits the ball and it flies on and on till it lands on the green.
The man hits several shots, with the gorilla following along, and finally gets on the green.
The gorilla says, “What do I do now?”
The man says, “Now you hit the ball into that cup.”
The gorilla says, “Why didn’t you tell me that back there?”<\/p>\n\n\n\n
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